I get a lot of spam on my mobile, with Airtel and ICICI Bank being the most aggressive offenders.

I got a message this morning from Airtel. It said: 

If you missing someone special of ur dreams then dial for find ... (this was followed by three numbers). 

I can rant about the evils of spam texting, but in this case, I was appalled at the linguistic incompetence of people Airtel has hired to send out these messages.

Have they outsourced the job to someone somewhere not up to the job? I have received several such messages from my mobile service provider. It's a one-way thing, or I would have liked to message back: I missing wringing ur neck.